Buzz·Posted on 3 Oct 201522 Things Only Cat Owners Understand About CatsIt's not all cuddles and purring.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cats will always think they rule the household. 2. Cats love destruction. 3. Cats are most likely to sit on you when you're trying to work, or when you need a wee. 4. And they will usually give you the arse-end. View this photo on Instagram 5. You can't fight cat hair – you just have to accept it as part of your life now. 6. Cats have no concept of privacy, and will insist on following you into the toilet. 7. And they have no concept of personal space, either. 8. Cats will want to eat whatever you're eating, even if they don't like it. View this photo on Instagram 9. Cats sleep for what seems like 95% of the time. View this photo on Instagram 10. In fact, the only times they seem to be awake is between the hours of 5 and 7am. View this photo on Instagram 11. And they usually like to sleep where you are most likely to trip over them and fall to your death. View this photo on Instagram 12. Cats do not see feet as part of you, but as a separate creature, which needs to DIE. View this photo on Instagram 13. Despite being pretty small, cats can take up well over 50% of a double bed. View this photo on Instagram 14. Or they will insist on sleeping directly on your face. View this photo on Instagram 15. Cats are terrible decision makers and as soon as you close a door, they will think they want to be on the other side of that door. View this photo on Instagram 16. A cat's paws are actually the cutest part of a cat. View this photo on Instagram 17. When cats show you their bellies, there is a 50% chance they want it tickled, and a 50% chance they will bite your hand off if you touch them. 18. Like people, not all cats are photogenic. View this photo on Instagram 19. Cats will do everything possible to inconvenience you. View this photo on Instagram 20. Cats are absolute dick-twats. 21. And complete idiots. 22. And the most lovable creatures. View this photo on Instagram