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    18 Things British Drunk Teens Thought Were Cool, That Aren't Now

    "Ah yeah, sure mate, I'll just down this tasty pint of 10 other people's drinks mixed together, no problem."

    1. Strawpedoing WKDs.

    2. Insisting on learning everything about someone's sex life as soon as you meet them.

    3. Doing all your drinking in this exclusive venue.

    4. Making an effort and straightening your hair before you went to the park at 10pm to drink White Lightning.

    are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????

    Trying to keep your coat open to show off your outfit even though you were freezing.

    5. Hanging out in a children's playground when you were pissed.

    6. Kicking random pieces of road furniture.

    7. "Photoshopping" a copy of your passport on Microsoft Paint.

    8. Sneaking miniature bottles of spirits into pubs in your bra.

    9. Using gross things as mixers.

    Using milk as a mixer. #thestruggleisREAL

    Mainly because you were just raiding your parents' fridge when they had gone out to a dinner party.

    10. Downing your drink when someone threw a penny into it.

    11. Playing drinking games that involved downing a cocktail of everyone's drinks mixed together.

    12. Doing shots of Glen's out of the cap.

    13. Getting drunk and doing the most obsessive Facebook or Myspace stalking.

    #tbt we make underage drinking look cool @Ohjessiemay 🍾💫

    It was not unusual to go through every single one of someone's pictures.

    14. Going to Reading, Leeds, or T in the Park festival and basically not sleeping for four days.

    15. Bringing Apple Sourz to a party when you wanted to be classy.

    16. Premixing drinks for the bus in soft-drink bottles.

    17. Painting neon dots on your face pretty much every time you went to a club.

    18. Drinking straight out of a three-litre "sharing" bottle of cider.