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18 Things Every British Uni Student Actually Learns In Their First Term

Come Dine With Me is a surprisingly addictive television programme.

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11. Once you start watching the four-and-a-half-hour-long Come Dine With Me omnibus on a Sunday, you will not be able to stop.

You have to see if that prick Dave is going to walk away with the grand.

12. You will put more effort into some drinking games than some assignments.

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14. A killer "Never Have I Ever" for everyone in your flat.

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Apart from that one weird guy who never leaves his room.

15. It's never worth getting to a club before 11 for free entry.

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Because pre-drinks are the best bit of the night.

18. And that way you avoid the queue at the chippy.

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Which is the actual best bit of the night out, and the reason you've put on half a stone since you left home.