1. Cats are not soulless creatures – you can have a meaningful relationship with a cat.
2. But also, cats won't automatically love you – you have to work at your relationship with your cat.
3. You cannot train a cat, because a cat will just do whatever a cat wants.
4. Cats are true wild animals that choose to live with us.
5. But that is the beauty of cats: because when they choose to sit on you, you know it is their choice, and it is the greatest honour.
6. There is no greater feeling than when a cat lets you hold their precious lil' hand.
7. Cats are independent beings with their own lives and plans.
8. But sometimes they are like needy children and all they want is love from you.
9. Cats want to talk with us – they just can't because their lil' mouths don't work that way.
10. Also, cats are hilarious.
11. Cats are obsessed with some weird things, like boxes.
12. And they are always very interested when you try to change the sheets.
13. They also go absolutely crazy for laser pointers.
14. Also, every cat has that one weird thing they go crazy for that other cats are chill about, like cake.
15. For others, it's more bottle caps.
16. Or fridges.
17. Just like you, cats love to sit on the sofa and watch TV.
