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    Posted on Sep 13, 2016

    21 Men's Deodorants For Men To Use So They Smell Like Manly Men

    Real men smell like sports and metal.

    1. Real men smell of metal, and ~control~.

    Twitter: @florafaunas_

    Only ladies smell like plastic and random chance.

    2. But if you can't smell of any of the manly metals you have to smell like the next-manliest element: carbon.

    Nitrogen is for girls.

    3. Real men don't shower for 96 hours.

    Twitter: @ItsMarishelle

    It's because they are invincible, even when they are stinky and their genitals are starting to itch.

    4. Real men smell like the force of a team.

    Twitter: @nadkalz

    Because teams do sports and sports smell good.

    5. Real men smell like words that you vaguely associate with sports and movement.

    Twitter: @DiscountJugaad

    Don't you love the smell of fresh pure game in the morning?

    6. Real men only smell like one colour: black.

    Twitter: @EllMayer

    The smell of black is so manly.

    7. Even French men like to smell like manly black.

    Twitter: @BlackFridayza

    Or as the French manly men say, noir.

    8. All the other colours are too girly.

    Twitter: @HealthBeauty30

    Black is for men. When things are black they are so manly you can get away with putting a pretty flower on it.

    9. Real men should smell like muscles.

    Twitter: @osnapitzkaley

    Three hundred Olympic gymnasts are distilled every year to make Bod Man Really Ripped Abs Fragrance Body Spray, probably.

    10. Real men smell like unstable political movements.

    Twitter: @catkosek

    But also like control. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    11. Because real men have to smell like real men even if they choose to shave their armpits.

    Twitter: @officermaterial

    Because even with their super groomed armpits, they still have power! It's just smoother power.

    12. Real men smell like football clubs.

    Twitter: @nazivv

    Like pies, dads, and cheap nylon scarfs.

    13. Even realer men smell like whole international football tournaments.

    Twitter: @liamburns__

    Like Saturday afternoons spent in the pub, watching the telly, and shouting into the void.

    14. Real men smell like heterosexuality.

    Twitter: @acediscovery

    And they smell like oxygen. Mmmmm, fragrant oxygen.

    15. Real men just smell like meat.

    Not vegetables, ew! Vegetables are for girls.

    16. Real men smell like dogs.

    Twitter: @Shizo_Shirley

    Because even when they want to be all organic and natural they still want to smell like a real man.

    17. Real men smell like a movie channel and girl's name...wait.

    Twitter: @ConorPriestley

    No, real men couldn't smell like a girl's name, so they spelt it funny. So now it's obviously British banter lad slang for "generic good".

    18. Real men smell like a state – a state that contains a lot of salmon.

    Twitter: @sylvesterdave

    Because they want to smell like they've just killed a load of salmon with their brut strength.

    19. Real men like to smell like whole continents.

    Twitter: @Real_KR_Xox

    Like the pyramids of Egypt to the jungles of the Congo, to some guy playing Xbox in his room in Johannesburg.

    20. Real men smell like Mexican-themed beers.

    Twitter: @moonyinthesky

    Or maybe like the Wild West outlaw, or maybe like the 1995 action thriller starring Steve Buscemi, or maybe like a short-lived children's show on CBBC.

    21. Because real men can smell like anything.

    Twitter: @DeirdreS

    Because the scent of a real man in practically indescribable, it's like spirit of sport, mixed with the essence of a dodgy nightclub, with a dash of a regrettable tattoo.

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