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    Posted on Oct 21, 2016

    11 Spooky Scottish Houses In The Middle Of Nowhere You Can Buy

    Useful if you're considering a career change to a witch.

    1. This cute little cottage in need of some basic renovations, in Glen Urquhart.

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    Bedrooms: Two, technically.

    Price: £50,000

    • It doesn't have a working roof, any electricity, or plumbing.

    • Lots of period features.

    • Actually only 38 minutes drive to Inverness.

    2. This overgrown hideout in Wick.

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    Bedrooms: Three

    Price: £70,000

    • Just a stone's throw from John O'Groats. So good if you like northern things.

    • Need to like gardening.

    • Vintage feel.

    3. This actual church on The Isle Of South Uist.

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    Bedrooms: None technically, it's just a church.

    Price: £30,000

    • Literally just a church.

    • V v v spooo000oooo000ooky.

    4. This sweet little cottage in Campbeltown.

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    Bedrooms: Three

    Price: £82,500

    • Not too spooky.

    • On the bit of Scotland that looks a bit like a willy.

    5. This seriously remote cottage in Westray.

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    Bedrooms: One

    Price: £70,000

    • On one of the most northern islands of the Orkneys, so very far away from everything.

    • Granny chic interior.

    • Stove that looks good for making potions.

    6. This truly in the middle of nowhere cottage on the Shetland Islands.

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    Bedrooms: One

    Price: £80,000

    • Not that spooky interior.

    • Got a really spooky outhouse though.

    • On an island called Yell.

    7. This real life cabin in the woods in Dalavich.

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    Bedrooms: Two

    Price: £85,000

    • Genuinely in the middle of the woods.

    • HAS A TRIPLE BUNK BED!!!

    8. This spooky cottage with a spooky gate in spooky Dunoon.

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    Bedrooms: Two

    Price: £85,000

    • Right next to a spooky stream.

    • Three not-so-spooky reception rooms.

    9. This chocolate-box cottage in Fort William.

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    Bedrooms: One

    Price: £85,000

    • Actually in a town so not very remote.

    • Looks like it was drawn by a child.

    • Could be made out of gingerbread. Hard to tell.

    10. This rustic detached house in Angus.

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    Bedrooms: ???

    Price: £95,000

    • Not much roof.

    • Not many walls either.

    11. This rural barn conversion in Inverness-shire.

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    Bedrooms: Hard to tell.

    Price: £80,000

    • Technically not a conversion.

    • Might just be a barn.

    • Contains no live animals, but may contain many animal ghosts.

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