19 Socially Awkward Situations For People Who Are Always Early

The early bird catches the worm. And then has to play on their phone for 15 minutes waiting for all the late birds.

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2. Going on a date.

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You cannot be early for a date. It is the lamest thing you could do. But if you are too late they will not love you. So you plan to be late, actually end up arriving on time, and spend six minutes waiting round the corner to seem cool.

3. Getting to the airport so early that check-in isn't open yet.

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Spending three hours in duty-free is infinitely better than being that person who has to run to the gate. Who can handle that?

4. Going on holiday with a late friend.

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They are so slow at everything that travelling with them means you arrive only just in time to be the recommended two hours early for your flight.

5. Having a job interview.

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It would be the worst thing in the world to be late. Therefore you are an hour early. So you wait in a coffee shop across the road for 45 minutes.

7. Getting to the restaurant first.

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"Table for one?"

"No, table for five, thank you."

The waitress gives you suspicious looks 15 minutes later when you are still waiting alone.