21 Weird Things All Cat Owners Secretly Do

*Cat sneezes* "Bless you!"

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1. Trying to hold your cat's hand.

Instagram: @thekittenbears

They only let you do it when you're asleep.

2. Running round the house shouting "LOOOooooooOOOK at himmm" whenever your cat is doing something cute.

Instagram: @casperselfies

Everyone should know when your cat is asleep in the sink, because it's adorable.

3. Avoiding going to the toilet because the cat is sitting on you.

Instagram: @kevinkittycat

They must not be disturbed.

5. Talking to your cat and almost forgetting that they can't actually understand what you're saying.

Instagram: @prncessk1000

And when they meow in the right place, you ~know~ that they're listening really.

6. And using a funny voice specially reserved for them.

Instagram: @introvert_by_nature

Talking to humans: "Hello."

Talking to your cat: "Hellloooooooooooo000ooooo you little poof of joy."

7. Taking a picture of your cat whenever it does something slightly out of the ordinary.

Instagram: @hyukco

Or just looks particularly cute, or there's good lighting, or you're just bored.

8. Mainly calling your cat by a name that is not actually their proper name.

Instagram: @marietta_asfdasf

Your cat's name: Charles

What you call your cat: Charlie Poo Poo, Mr Floof, Friendly Cloud

9. Feeling slightly offended if they choose to sit on someone else's lap and not yours.

Instagram: @kr

10. Holding your cat up to the mirror so they can see how pretty they are.

Instagram: @yukie_catspa

11. Using your cat as a pillow, but actually not really doing it because you don't want to crush their lil' bellies.

Instagram: @flor_bonacorsi

12. Saying "hello" and "goodbye" when your cat is randomly sprinting around your house.

Instagram: @zkotami

13. Wanting your cat to share your bed even though you know they keep you up half the night.

Instagram: @featherbrigade

15. Trying to reason with your cat about whether it wants to be in or out.

Instagram: @winchester_thecat

"This is the last time I open this door, Floofkins, this is your final decision." Five minutes later you know you'll let them back out again.

16. Convincing yourself a bite is a sign they love you.

Instagram: @emmaincalgary

They're not doing it as hard as they possibly could, so that's an act of kindness.

17. Watching most of your TV like this, and just putting up with it.

Instagram: @sabcatastrophe

Who needs to see the whole screen?

18. Stroking all your cat's fur the wrong way and then laughing at how silly they look.

Instagram: @kellyvirtanen

Stupid kitty.

19. Saying "bless you" when they sneeze.

Instagram: @original_jubie

20. Trying to cuddle them when it's pretty obvious they're not into it.

Instagram: @casperselfies

"Shhhhh, little baby. OW, ow... OK, you free."

21. Choosing staying in with them over going out and actually socialising.

Instagram: @kimseamna

Because they're your best friend anyway.