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21 Reasons Facebook's Sinister Oysters Are The Best Thing On The Internet

No other emoticon understands how socially awkward you can be.

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If you haven't discovered sinister oysters yet then you are missing out. They are the only Facebook sticker that can say what words can't.

Look at them, they understand you.
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Look at them, they understand you.

1. They are perfect for when you suddenly drop a truth bomb that you probably shouldn't have.

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2. When your BFF tells you what they did last night.

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This oyster can see your crush's face when they open that drunk text this morning.

3. When someone tells you what happens on a show before you've seen it.

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4. When you give zero fucks.

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5. When you have the worst hangover anyone has ever had.

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6. When you have a mild hangover, but everyone around you is being quite loud.

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7. When you accidentally swear in a job interview.

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8. When your ex turns up at a party and you didn't know they'd be there.

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9. When your crush texts you back.

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10. For when you see a total hottie.

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11. Swiftly followed by when you say something cringe to that hottie.

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12. When your laptop crashes and you lose three hours' work.

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13. When you leave Netflix to buffer for 10 minutes and then it only plays for five.

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14. When someone is killing your vibe on a night out.

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This oyster is done with all your shit.

15. When someone is mansplaining.

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16. For when you're hatching an evil plan.

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Like going out for drinks on a Tuesday.

17. And for when someone suggests an evil plan and you agree.

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Such as when you agree to go out for drinks on a Tuesday.

18. When people are fighting on your newsfeed.

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Sit back and enjoy that uninformed internet argument.

19. When your friends invite you out but you're already in your pyjamas.

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20. When your friend tells you some really juicy gossip.

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21. When you need to express your love of sinister oysters.

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They mirror your soul.