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21 Signs You're Old Before Your Time

"Sorry, can't come out again *cough*, I'm sick."

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1. It can be slightly awkward when people ask you about your weekend plans.

"Oh yes, very very busy, lots of scheduled napping to be done..."

2. You've definitely pretended to be ill, when in fact you just can't be bothered to leave the house.

And your friends are catching on...


4. This sounds like the perfect way to spend an evening.

5. Baking is your drug of choice.

The satisfaction of a perfectly baked tray of buns is all the fun you need right now.

6. If you're not baking your Christmas presents this year, you're knitting them.

7. Activities that your peers say are lame and boring actually sounds kind of fun to you.

8. Drinking caffeine past 6pm is just pure recklessness!

9. You'd rather spend your money on going out for a nice meal than going out to the club.

Steak > shooters.

10. An afternoon at home reading recipes sounds like quite a good time tbh.

11. This is your ideal date.

12. You'd rather be getting up early and hanging out with this kind of friend than going out and meeting new people.

13. People who don't dress appropriately for the weather distress you.



16. You get unnecessarily excited about new cleaning or cooking equipment.

All I want for Christmas is...a KitchenAid.

18. You'd rather have the latest in self-insulation technology than the latest iPhone.

Warm feet = warm heart.


20. Give me a pair of these over a pair of stilettos any day.

21. And obviously bed is your favourite place to be.