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21 Signs You're A Grandma Trapped In A Twentysomething's Body

Cheers to eating more and moving less.

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7. If you're gonna drink, you want it to be actually nice alcohol, and you want to have it with snacks.


Booze tastes better with food, and food tastes better with booze. They are perfect for each other.

8. Certain kinds of nights out appeal to you, though.

And it's all over by 10pm!


15. Your favourite thing to spend money on is definitely food.

Forget being drunk or fashionable, it's all about being full.

16. Or maybe kitchen gadgets.

And you're certainly not averse to a clever cleaning product.