21 Signs You're A Grandma Trapped In A Twentysomething's Body

Cheers to eating more and moving less.

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7. If you're gonna drink, you want it to be actually nice alcohol, and you want to have it with snacks.

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Booze tastes better with food, and food tastes better with booze. They are perfect for each other.

8. Certain kinds of nights out appeal to you, though.

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And it's all over by 10pm!

15. Your favourite thing to spend money on is definitely food.

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Forget being drunk or fashionable, it's all about being full.

16. Or maybe kitchen gadgets.

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And you're certainly not averse to a clever cleaning product.

18. In fact, everything about dating seems like the opposite of a good time.

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Meeting strangers, to see if you want to have sex with them, without actually talking about it. Too much awkward.