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23 Cringe-Inducing Things Every Drunk British Teen Has Done

Are you even British if you've never revealed your entire sexual history during a game of "Never Have I Ever"?

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1. When you thought it was really funny to steal road signs.

2. Or commit some mild vandalism by kicking some road furniture.

It made a really loud sound but didn't actually damage it because they are meant to stop cars crashing.
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It made a really loud sound but didn't actually damage it because they are meant to stop cars crashing.

3. When you stole some gin from your mum and topped it up with water hoping she wouldn't notice.

By the time you were 18 all of your parents' spirits had decreased in strength considerably.
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By the time you were 18 all of your parents' spirits had decreased in strength considerably.

4. When you went on Chatroulette at every "gathering" and screamed every time you saw a cock.

Which was every other person.
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Which was every other person.

5. When you refused to stop drinking just because you ran out of mixer, and drank some interesting combinations.

That awkward moment when u run out of mixer #desperate

6. When you had nowhere else to go so you froze your arse off in a slightly scary park so you could drink Glen's.

7. Which is where you did all of your main socialising with the opposite sex.

8. And of course that meant you did a lot of peeing behind bushes.

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Or you'd all keep going to that pub round the corner you couldn't get served at just to pee.

9. When the coolest Myspace default picture you could have was you in a children's playground at night.

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10. Whenever you played "Never Have I Ever" and your friends made you reveal every sexual encounter you'd ever had.

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And there was always someone who was caught out lying about how far they'd gone because of their drinking inconsistencies.

11. When you went through that phase of drinking White Lightning/White Ace/Strongbow Black/K Cider/Frosty Jack's.

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You probably would've got a first from Cambridge if you hadn't rotted so many brain cells with this stuff.

12. And you definitely bought Vodkat at least once thinking it was very cheap for full 37% vodka.

Little did you know it was child's play 20%, yet still tasted as bad as the real stuff.
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Little did you know it was child's play 20%, yet still tasted as bad as the real stuff.

13. When one of your friends grew boobs or a moustache and you could get served in the dodgiest pub in town.

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The person behind the bar either didn't care or was too old to notice you were only 17.

14. But you couldn't afford to actually drink there so you'd buy one pint and decant tinnies in the loo.

15. Or you'd buy a Coke and pour in a miniature you'd shoved in your bra.

16. When you thought the height of banter was making someone down the dirty pint in the middle of Ring of Fire.

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"Who can down the rankest dirty pint?" is actually an ancient mating ritual where young lads prove their strength to teenage girls all over Britain.

17. When you mixed drinks in a water bottle for every train or bus journey into town.

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18. And they'd be ridiculously strong.

50/50 was a good ratio for Glen's to Diet Coke.
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50/50 was a good ratio for Glen's to Diet Coke.

19. When you would have a proper strategic plan about how to get served in your local corner shop.

It usually turned out they didn't give a shit anyway.
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It usually turned out they didn't give a shit anyway.

20. When your older sibling lent you their old passport with the corner cut off and you tried to blag your way into the local Oceana.

21. When you thought it would be wrong to drink a WKD in any way other than a strawpedo.

Reefs were the best because they weren't fizzy, so they went down easier.
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Reefs were the best because they weren't fizzy, so they went down easier.

22. And that time you had one too many.

23. When you'd skimp on booze by living off tinnies and sharing cider, because all your money would go on the kebab at the end of the night.

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Actually, you'd never regret this.