1.
Because waxing fucking hurts.
2.
And it's also fucking expensive.
3.
Because how exactly are you meant to see what you're doing to shave down there anyway?
4.
And shaving regrowth is the itchiest thing in the world.
5.
And hair removal cream smells like nothing you'd ever want to put near your body.
6.
Because growing your bush out is the only surefire way of getting rid of in-grown hairs forever.
7.
Because gigantic bushes are actually very slimming.
8.
Because a full bush is a natural asshole detector system.
9.
Because it's fun to pet. Not only in a sexy way, but like in a twiddling-your-hair way.
10.
Because all the reasons people give you to remove your hair down there are myths.
11.
And because pubes are damn sexy!
