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11 Reasons To Embrace Your Bush

It's time to love your hair down there.

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1. Because waxing fucking hurts.

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2. And it's also fucking expensive.

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3. Because how exactly are you meant to see what you're doing to shave down there anyway?

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4. And shaving regrowth is the itchiest thing in the world.

Unless you're one of those magical people who has skin that can take being mowed.
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Unless you're one of those magical people who has skin that can take being mowed.

5. And hair removal cream smells like nothing you'd ever want to put near your body.

And then when it regrows it's itchy as well.
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And then when it regrows it's itchy as well.

6. Because growing your bush out is the only surefire way of getting rid of in-grown hairs forever.

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7. Because gigantic bushes are actually very slimming.

If you're into that kind of thing.
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If you're into that kind of thing.

8. Because a full bush is a natural asshole detector system.

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9. Because it's fun to pet. Not only in a sexy way, but like in a twiddling-your-hair way.

It's sad you can only do this in the comfort of your own home.
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It's sad you can only do this in the comfort of your own home.

10. Because all the reasons people give you to remove your hair down there are myths.

All the actual sexy bits are naturally hair-free, so if they know what they're doing and are in the right area your chosen parter shouldn't have to floss with any pubes.
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All the actual sexy bits are naturally hair-free, so if they know what they're doing and are in the right area your chosen parter shouldn't have to floss with any pubes.

11. And because pubes are damn sexy!

Especially when they don't have a weird creepy face.
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Especially when they don't have a weird creepy face.