Buzz·Posted on Jul 27, 201643 Reasons Never To Visit The South DownsDefinitely the worst of Britain's national parks.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The South Downs is just a load of green fields by the sea. Flickr: jfphillips / Creative Commons 2. And it's so small and built up for a national park. Flickr: speckled / Creative Commons That's the South Downs way and it's 100 miles long. 3. There's no wildlife, it's just all lifeless hills. Flickr: debbcollins / Creative Commons South Downs ponies. 4. There's no interesting buildings, just bland little cottages. Flickr: _szuszu / Creative Commons Hassocks, West Sussex 5. All those flint walls are so samey. Flickr: linkadoor / Creative Commons Alciston, East Sussex 6. There isn't much variety to the scenery. Flickr: _szuszu / Creative Commons Plumpton, East Sussex 7. Who would want to hang out in this gnarly wood? Flickr: sjdunphy / Creative Commons That's just near Firle Beacon towards the River Ouse if you fancy it. 8. This looks like a boring place to go for a walk, no thank you. Flickr: martin_thomas / Creative Commons 9. Can't see why anyone would want to go horse riding around here. Flickr: duncantoms / Creative Commons 10. This beach looks so cramped. Flickr: speckled / Creative Commons And it definitely hasn't got the nicest little river path leading to it. Exceat Beach, Cuckmere, East Sussex 11. And the Southdown sheep definitely isn't the cutest, little fluffy-faced sheep. Flickr: debbcollins / Creative Commons Friston, East Sussex 12. And all that industrial farming is so ugly. Flickr: martin_thomas / Creative Commons 13. All those bails definitely spoil the view. Flickr: flintman45 / Creative Commons Jevington, East Sussex 14. And even if you did want to go, there's no where nice to stay. Flickr: duncan / Creative Commons Wouldn't recommend renting these little pods in Lewes for under £30 each. 15. Definitely don't visit in the winter, it looks terrible. Flickr: allenthepostman / Creative Commons 16. Not a great place to go sledging, too many long gentle slopes. Flickr: callendercreates / Creative Commons 17. It's just such a hilly place to go for a walk. Flickr: _szuszu / Creative Commons Fullking, West Sussex 18. It's a terrible place to admire the wild flowers. Flickr: debbcollins / Creative Commons 19. All those cliffs are just so... White. Flickr: 68942208@N02 / Creative Commons Seven Sisters, East Sussex 20. They're just so underwhelming and mild. Flickr: suminch / Creative Commons Exceat Beach, Cuckmere, East Sussex 21. Looks like a terrible place to watch the sun rise. Flickr: bertiebassett25 / Creative Commons Seven Sisters, East Sussex 22. And it's definitely a terrible place to watch the sun set. Flickr: 66176388@N00 / Creative Commons Crowlink, The Seven Sisters, East Sussex 23. Beachy Head might be the tallest sea cliff in the country, but that lighthouse really ruins the view. Flickr: mikelo / Creative Commons Beachy Head, East Sussex 24. Not worth climbing that hill, too much effort. Flickr: 762_photo / Creative Commons Beachy Head, Seven Sisters, East Sussex 25. And it's so windy! Who likes wind? No one. Hannah Goodier / BuzzFeed Between Crowlink and Birling Gap, Seven Sisters, East Sussex 26. All those cliffs are so ugly up close. Flickr: grunt / Creative Commons East Sussex, South Downs 27. If you get bored of the countryside, there aren't any nice towns to visit. Flickr: davidedamico / Creative Commons Eastbourne 28. Wouldn't want to eat fish and chips on that pier. Flickr: by_andy / Creative Commons Eastbourne Pier 29. And you can't get any famous Italian ice cream. Flickr: brownwindsor Notarianni's ice cream, Eastbourne 30. All the beaches are shingly, so they're ugly and they hurt your bum. Flickr: good_day / Creative Commons Eastbourne 31. And nothing ever happens there. Flickr: peter-trimming / Creative Commons Airbourne, the annual Eastbourne air show. 32. And Lewes' bonfire night party is just so boring. Flickr: dominicspics / Creative Commons 33. It's such an ugly town anyway. Flickr: yewenyi / Creative Commons Lewes, East Sussex 34. And it has absolutely no history. Flickr: yewenyi / Creative Commons Lewes Castle, Lewes, East Sussex 35. The South Downs are just too close to Brighton. Flickr: 68942208@N02 / Creative Commons 36. And Brighton is just one big eye sore. Flickr: mackenzieblu / Creative Commons 37. It has such an ugly sea side. Flickr: mackenzieblu / Creative Commons 38. It's just so bland and boring. Flickr: dade_f / Creative Commons 39. No fine dining to speak of. Flickr: wordridden / Creative Commons That's "The Seasider" from 24 St. Georges, Brighton. 40. And definitely not any good fish and chips. Flickr: bexwalton / Creative Commons 41. And you can't get a good 99 anywhere! Flickr: scottlowe / Creative Commons You definitely can't get a great one every 100 metres. 42. The South Downs has nothing to offer. That freezing sea doesn't look at all tempting. Elvin Hage / Flickr: 25228175@N08 / Creative Commons Birling Gap, East Sussex 43. It's a genuinely boring place to visit. Flickr: davidedamico / Creative Commons So stay away. Unless you like, amazing scenery, great food, nice beaches, and long walks. But who likes all of those things?