1. Getting ready before a night out is a sacred ritual.
2. It is when you and your girls take as much time as you need to make yourself look FABULOUS.
3. The people you choose to get ready with will be your best friends.
4. Every song you put on will be your jam.
5. You can bust all your most ambitious moves without fear of judgement.
6. You can have your fave drink for a fraction of the price it costs in a bar.
7. When you're getting ready you can spend time pampering yourself until you're the MOST clean.
8. You can exercise your artistic ability in making yourself as beautiful as can be.
9. You and your besties can all help each other achieve peak hot.
10. But this is all ruined once you have to leave the house to go to a sweaty bar.
11. By the end of the night you'll probably look worse than before you started getting ready.
12. You can try on your whole wardrobe until you have collectively chosen which outfit is the sexiest while still appropriate for the occasion.
13. You can Facebook stalk all the hot people you might see that night.
14. Texts can be fully analysed and a plan of action for the night ahead can be fully thought out.
15. At home you can sit down whenever you want.
16. There will be no creepy randos hitting on you and killing your mood.
17. You can choose whether you want the music to be at full volume or whether you want to actually hear yourself think.
18. Which means you can properly talk and catch up with your friends.
19. So really we should all just stay in more.
