1. Plans are sacred.
2. When someone cancels a plan they are betraying your precious trust.
3. Which makes trusting hard for you.
😢
4. There is just no excuse for continued, systematic flakiness.
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5. Being friends with flaky people is generally too much hard work.
If you are maximum flakey, you better be like getting-drunk-and-eating-pizza-with-Beyonce-and-Taylor-Swift levels of fun.
6. If a flaky person does turn up to a plan they will probably be late.
Late people are just behind flaky people in the official list of the worst people ever.
7. If the flakies ever do manage to keep to a plan they will have to painfully rearrange it to suit their needs at least 5 times.
"Actually can we meet half an hour later?"
"Would it be OK to meet up closer to me?"
NO.
8. Sometimes flaky people will cancel on you after you've already showered.
"I could still be dry and smelly right now. ERGH!"
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9. And sometimes you've even got dressed by the time the flaky has cancelled.
"I PUT ON A BRA FOR YOU AND YOU BETRAYED ME."
10. The absolute worst kind of flake is when you've already left the house and then they cancel.
The people who flake in this way are the true incarnations of Satan.
11. Flaky people are exhausting.
Fact: Rearranging a plan uses up as much energy as a 3.5 mile run.
12. Sometimes you think that maybe flaky people just don't want to see you.
BUT THIS IS LIES. They are canceling because they are a flaky shit, and it sucks for them because you are super fun to hang out with.
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13. Think of all the fun things flaky people have missed out on.
They need more FOMO in their lives.
14. There are just too many flakies in the world.
Thought about changing a lot of people's contact to Flake, but I'd forget who it actually was
Inspirationizer @Bootleg_RascalFollow
Thought about changing a lot of people's contact to Flake, but I'd forget who it actually was
7:33 AM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. You do not have time for these people in your life anymore.
to flakey people
jord@ovo_jordFollow
to flakey people
2:19 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
