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19 Hilarious Tweets For Everyone Who Loves Puns

Dad jokes > all other jokes.

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john west yer a fuckin liar that's well hard

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my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

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Lawyer: Relax you'll be fine. There's no way the judge will be a expert in vegetable theft *judge walks in* Me: Shit

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Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

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"I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.

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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?

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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?

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where did you come from where did you go where did you come from

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Why did they make Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow.

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I came to get down I came to get down So get out your seats and jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound