Of course McDonald's is best. The chips are better, the sauces are better, the drinks are better, and the selection is better. Also much more reasonably priced.
Two words: Dough balls. Pizza Express is not just the best reasonably priced pizza on the high street, it might be the best in the world. Also their salad dressing is amazing.
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So this one is more tricky, but Nando's mainly because of the experience. Both do really tasty chicken. But going to Nando's is a joy: So many sauces, the unlimited drinks, the creamy mash! It has to be Nando's.
Pret just do the best sandwiches. M&S do really nice pasta salads, and their sharing buckets of treats are amazing, but their sandwiches just kind of taste of fridge.
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This just comes down to the sauces. Both do great pizza, both have great vouchers, both have magical delivery bags that keep your pizza hot. But Papa John's have that bullshit butter dip and Domino's have garlic sauce.
Granted Costa have better cakes, but when you crave a frappuccino none of those other "Iced Frappé" knock-offs will do.
Really they're both disappointing cousins of Pizza Express, but Zizzi's seems a little swankier.
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This was a stupid comparison really, nothing will ever beat a Gregg's sausage roll.
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