1. This much more accurate map of the Northern line.
2. This parking space for the price of a four-bed house in Scotland.
3. This small act of rebellion.
4. This super convenient phone and chicken shop.
5. This proof that pubs will try anything to be slightly more hipster.
Only in London can you ask for crisps in a pub and get a bag of hula hoops in a glass for £1.60
6. These totally reasonably priced sausage rolls.
7. This accurate postcard of the River Thames.
8. This example of pure TfL logic.
9. And this helpful TfL sign for the brave tourists who leave Leicester Square.
10. This sad bike.
11. This legitimate method of busking.
12. This sad fact of life for London commuters.
13. This graffiti plea for more supermarkets.
14. This completely standard velvet Ferrari.
15. And this completely sensible first car.
16. This handy example of innovative London pickpockets.
17. This worryingly clean Oyster card reader.
18. This picture of Steven Fry enjoying Freedom of the City.
19. This tip sign that sums up half the population of London.
20. This pub that has just given up.
21. This warning sign.
22. This sinner.
23. And this twat.
24. And this picture that somehow sums up the whole of London.
If you want an image of London imagine a terrapin riding a dead fox in the Regents canal, forever.