1. Cats think you are merely blessed by their presence. facebook.com 2. And if you dare to abandon them, you will be punished. facebook.com 3. They are not afraid of physical punishment. facebook.com 4. They have many weapons at their disposal. facebook.com 5. They are not dumb, they plan their attacks carefully. facebook.com 6. Some are more powerful than others. facebook.com 7. They won't accept less than a nice full bowl of kibble. facebook.com 8. Cats know how to target their enemies. facebook.com 9. They can be mean in subtle, cunning ways. facebook.com 10. And creative with their evil, even in times when you think they are showing you love. facebook.com 11. Cats prioritize their own comfort over pretty much everything else. facebook.com 12. And will often complete pointless tasks just to inflict slight annoyance on humans. facebook.com 13. They can also be greedy bastards. facebook.com 14. And they can hatch truly cunning plans. facebook.com 15. They may act ignorant and dumb, but they know exactly what they're doing. facebook.com 16. They're moves are calculated and precise. facebook.com 17. They can plan ahead for days. facebook.com 18. And they can wait for exactly the right time before delivering their punishment for that time you moved when they were on your lap. facebook.com 19. They don't care about the feelings of others. facebook.com 20. And are blind to the negative consequences of their actions. facebook.com 21. They can think of plans that reach levels of petty you never dreamed of. facebook.com 22. It's impossible to understand the logic behind their thoughtless actions. facebook.com 23. They will continually think of new ways to torment us. facebook.com 24. Did this cat write this? facebook.com H/T to the Cat Shaming community!