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    24 Pictures That Prove Cats Are Just As Petty As Humans

    If the bowl's not full, it's empty.

    1. Cats think you are merely blessed by their presence.

    2. And if you dare to abandon them, you will be punished.

    3. They are not afraid of physical punishment.

    4. They have many weapons at their disposal.

    5. They are not dumb, they plan their attacks carefully.

    6. Some are more powerful than others.

    7. They won't accept less than a nice full bowl of kibble.

    8. Cats know how to target their enemies.

    9. They can be mean in subtle, cunning ways.

    10. And creative with their evil, even in times when you think they are showing you love.

    11. Cats prioritize their own comfort over pretty much everything else.

    12. And will often complete pointless tasks just to inflict slight annoyance on humans.

    13. They can also be greedy bastards.

    14. And they can hatch truly cunning plans.

    15. They may act ignorant and dumb, but they know exactly what they're doing.

    16. They're moves are calculated and precise.

    17. They can plan ahead for days.

    18. And they can wait for exactly the right time before delivering their punishment for that time you moved when they were on your lap.

    19. They don't care about the feelings of others.

    20. And are blind to the negative consequences of their actions.

    21. They can think of plans that reach levels of petty you never dreamed of.

    22. It's impossible to understand the logic behind their thoughtless actions.

    23. They will continually think of new ways to torment us.

    24. Did this cat write this?

    H/T to the Cat Shaming community!

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