19 Pictures Of Roast Dinners That Will Offend All British People
WARNING: You might be traumatised by what some people think of as an acceptable roast dinner.
1. This desert of a dinner.
Those peas are so over cooked, and that's the least of its troubles.
2. The diet roast dinner disaster.
Skinless breasts and no potatoes, can you imagine?
3. This roast omelette obscenity.
So beige.
4. This "roast" that might actually be a chicken kiev.
Nice plate though.
5. This roast that has three decent components RUINED by inappropriate condiments.
Juicy looking meat, a perfect roast potato, nice addition of bacon, all RUINED.
6. Again, this mountain of wonder rendered irrelevant by the lake of inappropriate condiments.
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Ketchup and Yorkshires should never meet.
7. This lovely roast MURDERED by ketchup.
That poor, glorious Yorkshire.
9. This microwaved "roast" monster.
That's just not a roast is it? Boiled potatoes? I don't think so. Mediterranean vegetables? Who are you kidding?
10. These sad roast dinners that have been assaulted by baked beans.
11. Nothing to be happy about on this plate.
Those baked beans won't be happy there.
12. This dry breast, with nothing to moisten it up.
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A sad affair.
13. This disappointing show that's meant to be healthy, but is it healthy for the soul?
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Boiled potatoes and turkey steaks aren't good for the soul.
14. This OK roast with this definitely not OK Yorkshire pudding.
That is a Yorkshire pancake.
15. Yes, of course it's weird that you don't like gravy. And what's with your sweetcorn obsession?
It's only going to come out the other end.
16. This skinless breast with it's equally disappointing boiled potatoes.
This is some people's version of joy.
17. This dry excuse for a Sunday lunch, with half an onion plonked in the middle.
Are those potatoes? They might need rescuing.
18. This heartbreaking effort.
At least she knows it's a bit crap.
19. The measly, dry, disappointing roast lunch.
