1. This desert of a dinner.
2. The diet roast dinner disaster.
3. This roast omelette obscenity.
4. This "roast" that might actually be a chicken kiev.
5. This roast that has three decent components RUINED by inappropriate condiments.
6. Again, this mountain of wonder rendered irrelevant by the lake of inappropriate condiments.
7. This lovely roast MURDERED by ketchup.
8. This lovely lunch, truly destroyed.
9. This microwaved "roast" monster.
10. These sad roast dinners that have been assaulted by baked beans.
11. Nothing to be happy about on this plate.
12. This dry breast, with nothing to moisten it up.
13. This disappointing show that's meant to be healthy, but is it healthy for the soul?
14. This OK roast with this definitely not OK Yorkshire pudding.
15. Yes, of course it's weird that you don't like gravy. And what's with your sweetcorn obsession?
16. This skinless breast with it's equally disappointing boiled potatoes.
17. This dry excuse for a Sunday lunch, with half an onion plonked in the middle.
18. This heartbreaking effort.
19. The measly, dry, disappointing roast lunch.
