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18 Pictures Of Kristen Stewart That Might Make You Pregnant

I don't control the laws of physics.

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1. Let's start with this casual picture of her just sitting on the stage talking wisdom.

"I don't know how I spontaneously make people pregnant, I don't control physics," is probably what she's saying here.
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"I don't know how I spontaneously make people pregnant, I don't control physics," is probably what she's saying here.

2. Don't look at this picture without contraception – it's dangerous.

When her arms are exposed, the risk of accidental pregnancy goes up.
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When her arms are exposed, the risk of accidental pregnancy goes up.

3. Oh man, the little awkward smile – that's it...you're pregnant. Sorry.

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4. Hold on to your ovaries because this is 2008 Kristen biting her lip.

No one did bed hair like '00s K. Stew.
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No one did bed hair like '00s K. Stew.

5. At first you're like, "2009 mullet K. Stew couldn't get me pregnant," but then oops, you've conceived.

Surprising but true.
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Surprising but true.

6. Let's never forget this precious GIF of her forgetting she'd cut all her hair off and trying to play with it.

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Oh yeah, and you will be pregnant after watching this.

7. Just in case you had miraculously avoided pregnancy up until this point, here's another one of K. Stew just rubbing her lil' bald head.

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The most fertile GIF ever.

8. If you look at this pic for long enough you can actually feel your eggs dropping.

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9. If you're at a good point in your career and you don't fancy having a baby break then avoid looking at this sultry GIF.

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10. Rub your tummy, here's Kristen doing boy drag.

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If you're trying for a baby right now, I recommend watching the whole music video, which has lots of K. Stew boy drag in it.

11. Don't forget to breathe – here's a picture of K. Stew when she forgot to wear a shirt.

*pregnifies*
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*pregnifies*

12. Have this GIF as a present. A baby shower present.

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13. Here's K. Stew making a cute little face that will probably just make you ovulate a lil'.

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14. Only K. Stew can make you pregnant when she's being a dork, and then make you pregnant again when she's pole dancing.

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15. Look at her happy lil' face.

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Oops, you're with child.

16. She likes cats, you probably like cats – this could work, right?

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17. Surprise! You've been pregnant for, like, seven years, because that's when K. Stew said her first crush was Natalie Portman.

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18. If you're on the pill and the implant, and you're a person without a womb so you're still not pregnant, WELL SORRY because after this GIF you will be.

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Watch the whole monologue again – go on, treat yourself.