1.
That feminism is complicated.
2.
How to deliver the ultimate come back.
3.
How to do a proper sit up.
4.
That your vocabulary should be long and diverse.
5.
That bitching is actually an art form.
6.
And a good insult should really paint a picture.
7.
That determination is all it takes to achieve your goals.
8.
But some things won't be as easy as first thought.
9.
So maybe it's best just to stop trying sometimes.
10.
But other times the solution to all your problems will be right in front of you.
11.
That mornings (and afternoons) are seriously overrated.
BBC
12.
And that being sober is also seriously overrated.
13.
But being hungover is the absolute worst.
14.
How to make a bong out of anything.
15.
That water is a mixer.
17.
That you can actually survive just fine on cigarettes and champagne.
19.
How to give absolutely zero fucks.
20.
That sunlight is definitely bad for you.
21.
How to properly introduce yourself.,
BBC
22.
That age is just a number, a very important number.
23.
How to extract important gossip.
24.
How to set realistic goals for yourself.
BBC
25.
That philosophy, like most things, is best done drunk.
26.
That doing your taxes is really difficult, and seems very unfair.
27.
That drugs are fabulous.
BBC
28.
But they don't solve all your problems.
29.
That looking good takes some serious dedication.
30.
And getting ready takes a long, long time.
BBC
31.
How to be the ultimate trendsetter.
32.
But some things are best left to the young.
33.
And that most importantly every single one of us is absolutely fabulous.
