Food·Posted on 28 Apr 201732 Of The Most Middle-Class Things Overheard At Waitrose"Mummy, does Lego have a t in it like Merlot?"by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. bella @dustIandfairy *genuinely* overheard in waitrose: mu-umm aren't we out of pomegranate molasses? 09:59 AM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jess @bibleofjess Overheard at Waitrose "I got so stressed out with the garden my husband just insisted I went shopping at Waitrose to calm ones self down" 01:48 PM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Chris Allen @upunchedafish Overheard in Waitrose - "Fuck no more free coffee ! ........ come along Tarquin you little shit , we're orf to Sainsbury's " 07:13 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Greg Panther @gregpanther Overheard in Waitrose: Sebastian stop hitting your sister, or you won't get any Brioche! 06:38 PM - 21 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mark @markxmitchell Overheard in Waitrose... "Do you know her?" "Yeah, we used to play the cello together" 🎻 02:59 PM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Livvy Evans @MissLivvy_Evans Overheard in Waitrose 'Do you have organic dog food?' Babes... your dog literally licks its own arse, not sure rover's that fussed 🙄#icant 05:10 PM - 14 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 📖 Marc Nobbs 📖🇬🇧 @marcnobbs Just overheard someone say "You're Welcome" to the self scan machine after it thanked them for shopping at @waitrose How very British 😊🇬🇧 06:05 PM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bobby Brown © @BobbyBrown2309 [Overheard] "Waitrose have sold out of my favourite Duchy of Cornwall Zesty Lemon Curd so don't talk to me about your f*cking problems!" 12:26 AM - 10 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nick Dorman @Nick_Dorman Overheard in Canary Wharf Waitrose : "that pay rise is making you feel special" 02:43 PM - 03 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. toonbear @toonbear69 Overheard in Waitrose: 'So I asked him outright - how am I supposed to get homemade hummus out of cashmere?' 04:42 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Kendal @KendalHove Overheard in @waitrose at the butcher counter.. "Can you believe I was 40 before I had quail?" #overheardconversations #waitrose #quail 07:50 PM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Joee @Jo90callingUK Overheard in Waitrose “Jemima, you’ll have to take the Rosemary off the Focaccia before we feed the ducks, Darling…. They can’t digest it!” 03:01 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sunchartist @Sunchartist Overheard in a Waitrose in Surrey “Our house has its own postcode, it’s really handy for the sat nav, as it takes us half-way up our drive” 11:58 AM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Kate Organ @kate_organ @stanscafe overheard in Waitrose. Mummy, does legot have a t in it like merlot? Fri Dec 23 13:12:44 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Charlotte @charlvtte Overheard in the village - 'The paper quality of Waitrose's Christmas Cards doesn't seem to equal last year's, Brexit must have hit hard' 11:31 AM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sarah Hirons @sarahhirons1 Overheard in #Waitrose. "Security here. There's a customer with a pet rabbit in a cage. Is it allowed in the store?" 04:13 PM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Emily Snow @emilysnow_96 overheard in waitrose: "mummy, please can we have quinoa for dinner tonight?" not okay. no child should WANT quinoa 02:31 PM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jo Carroll @jomcarroll Overheard in Waitrose, 'Prosecco is so passé.' Think I'd rather be in the out-crowd. #prosecco 06:18 PM - 15 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Stacey Shaw @staceyy92 Overheard in Waitrose, "I'm a Waitrose person for all my Marxist credentials" #waitrose #overheardinwaitrose 01:20 PM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Adam Lloyd @AdamLloyd87 Overheard in Waitrose: "Darling have we run out of porcini mushrooms?" It was me. I said that. 06:24 PM - 05 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Stephen Roberts @steve_draws Overheard in Waitrose car park: "Oh, Bertie! You're not to touch Daddy's craft Beers." 07:53 AM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Gem Alkış @GemAlkis 'Put it back. I've started making my own ironing water.' #Waitrose #overheard #PeckhamSpring #DelBoy 06:28 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Rebecca @Fineaspect Overheard in waitrose: 'don't use a leaf blower when you're wearing a scarf- I nearly hanged myself.' 05:45 PM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 29. Monk D'Wally de Honk @Monk_Wally_Honk Overheard at lunchtime in Waitrose: "I've started doing my weekly shop at Aldi but I don't talk to anyone there". 06:13 PM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Chris Tolley @CTolleyMusic @JeffCarnage Overheard in Waitrose: 'Mummy, why have you bought Waitrose Essentials Carrots?' 'Don't worry, Rufus, they're for the horses' Thu Oct 27 12:44:51 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. mario menti @mario Overheard in Waitrose yesterday: a dad telling his young son when buying white wine that this was “mummy’s water”. 10:03 AM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Matt Robson @trashedlegacy So, we had our own Overheard in Waitrose moment earlier "Daddy, do you remember that time I was on a cheese farm in France.." 07:08 PM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite