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32 Of The Most Middle-Class Things Overheard At Waitrose

"Mummy, does Lego have a t in it like Merlot?"

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*genuinely* overheard in waitrose: mu-umm aren't we out of pomegranate molasses?

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Overheard at Waitrose "I got so stressed out with the garden my husband just insisted I went shopping at Waitrose to calm ones self down"

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Overheard in Waitrose - "Fuck no more free coffee ! ........ come along Tarquin you little shit , we're orf to Sainsbury's "

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Overheard in Waitrose: Sebastian stop hitting your sister, or you won't get any Brioche!

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Overheard in Waitrose... "Do you know her?" "Yeah, we used to play the cello together" 🎻

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Overheard in Waitrose 'Do you have organic dog food?' Babes... your dog literally licks its own arse, not sure rover's that fussed 🙄#icant

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Just overheard someone say "You're Welcome" to the self scan machine after it thanked them for shopping at @waitrose How very British 😊🇬🇧

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[Overheard] "Waitrose have sold out of my favourite Duchy of Cornwall Zesty Lemon Curd so don't talk to me about your f*cking problems!"

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Overheard in Canary Wharf Waitrose : "that pay rise is making you feel special"

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Overheard in Waitrose: 'So I asked him outright - how am I supposed to get homemade hummus out of cashmere?'

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Overheard in @waitrose at the butcher counter.. "Can you believe I was 40 before I had quail?" #overheardconversations #waitrose #quail

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Overheard in Waitrose “Jemima, you’ll have to take the Rosemary off the Focaccia before we feed the ducks, Darling…. They can’t digest it!”

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Overheard in a Waitrose in Surrey “Our house has its own postcode, it’s really handy for the sat nav, as it takes us half-way up our drive”

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@stanscafe overheard in Waitrose. Mummy, does legot have a t in it like merlot?

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Overheard in the village - 'The paper quality of Waitrose's Christmas Cards doesn't seem to equal last year's, Brexit must have hit hard'

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Overheard in #Waitrose. "Security here. There's a customer with a pet rabbit in a cage. Is it allowed in the store?"

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overheard in waitrose: "mummy, please can we have quinoa for dinner tonight?" not okay. no child should WANT quinoa

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Overheard in Waitrose, 'Prosecco is so passé.' Think I'd rather be in the out-crowd. #prosecco

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Overheard in Waitrose, "I'm a Waitrose person for all my Marxist credentials" #waitrose #overheardinwaitrose

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Overheard in Waitrose: "Darling have we run out of porcini mushrooms?" It was me. I said that.

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Overheard in Waitrose car park: "Oh, Bertie! You're not to touch Daddy's craft Beers."

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'Put it back. I've started making my own ironing water.' #Waitrose #overheard #PeckhamSpring #DelBoy

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Overheard in waitrose: 'don't use a leaf blower when you're wearing a scarf- I nearly hanged myself.'

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Overheard at lunchtime in Waitrose: "I've started doing my weekly shop at Aldi but I don't talk to anyone there".

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@JeffCarnage Overheard in Waitrose: 'Mummy, why have you bought Waitrose Essentials Carrots?' 'Don't worry, Rufus, they're for the horses'

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Overheard in Waitrose yesterday: a dad telling his young son when buying white wine that this was “mummy’s water”.

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So, we had our own Overheard in Waitrose moment earlier "Daddy, do you remember that time I was on a cheese farm in France.."

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