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32 Tweets That Will Give British People Something To Laugh About

Because sometimes even we get bored of laughing at Boris Johnson.

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Ten mins into trifle and chill and he gives u this look x

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Makes me laugh when lads sit at home watchin football n put their football kits on. Imagine every time I watch Harry Potter I put a cape on

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X-Factor careers go one of two ways. Which one are you?

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To celebrate Father's Day me and Mum are taking Dad to B&Q, where he can run off and play with the other Dads for a while

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Lawyer: Relax you'll be fine. There's no way the judge will be a expert in vegetable theft *judge walks in* Me: Shit

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When the Nando's worker asks why there's Sprite in your water cup

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Is it just me or are the puzzles on The Guardian website really easy?

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The Colosseum made out custard creams - year 6 homework (it did say build a model using any material).

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York Opera House wins award for most understated sign

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RT for Tommy 'Tommy Walsh' Walsh, HEART SYMBOL for Andy 'Handy Andy' Kane

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If you want Britain summed up in a single photo, let this be the one (photo by @gordonrayner)

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Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".

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No Scottish shortbread for you little man!

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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

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I want a sitcom about these neighbours

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This is what NIRVANA would look like if they were still together if Kurt Cobain was still alive.

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I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…

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I prayed and asked God to increase my finances and BEHOLD I found a wet floor with no sign in sight #BoutToSlip

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Couldn't find a pound coin for the trolley so I used a Milky Bar Button instead. I'm a genius

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In London, you’re never more than 6 feet away from a DJ.

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[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts

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This woman on my train looked thrilled to be taking this call.

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Spotted, two giant ducks attempt to get a baguette for lunch!

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Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew

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just drew this pic of my idol love you @Nat_Cassidy

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This new Tracy Emin is possibly her best work yet.

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I'm not ready for another referendum.