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Sep 14, 2016

27 Of Mel And Sue's Dirtiest "Bake Off" Innuendos Ever

There's only 490 minutes left of original line-up Bake Off left. What are we going to do?

1. When Mel didn't even try to make it look natural.

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2. And Sue had absolutely no shame.

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3. When Sue was obviously loving it.

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4. Whenever the bakers did anything involving nuts.

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5. When they said anything and it sounded a bit dirty just because they said it.

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6. When they just stated the facts, but it was undeniably naughty.

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7. When Sue pointed out the obvious about these boob shaped cakes

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8. When they never missed an opportunity.

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9. When Mel lent a totally innocent helping hand.

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10. When the challenges just kept working in their favour.

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11. When the whole cream horn episode was just one big innuendo.

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12. When the bakers had to make spotted dick and Mel and Sue didn't even have to try.

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13. When not even sacred Mary Berry was safe.

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14. Whenever they desperately wanted to try everything.

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15. When Mel miraculously managed to keep a straight face.

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16. When Mary and Paul put up with whatever nicknames they gave them.

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17. Whenever they replaced the word "upright" with the word "erect".

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18. When Mel couldn't just call bread rolls bread rolls.

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19. When Sue said this, and it's hard to know how this was ever relevant to baking.

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20. When they didn't care about being creepy anymore.

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21. When Mel handed out some sage life advice.

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22. When Sue made the classic tart joke, and then ran with it.

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23. When even Sue started to question if Mel had gone too far.

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24. When Mel didn't bother make an innuendo and just made a sexual reference instead.

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25. When even words they couldn't pronounce became innuendos.

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26. When Sue made muffin trays the dirtiest sounding piece of baking equipment.

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27. Whenever they just couldn't help that there's a large overlap between words used to describe cake, and words used to describe sex.

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We'll miss you Mel and Sue.

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