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9 Differences Between Being A Lesbian And Being A Gay Man

Are dildos the only thing we have in common?

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There are three types of gay nights out: the “let’s vogue to Madonna and Cher” night out, the “did you know there’s a dark room here?” night out, and the “no, lady, I will not be your gay best friend” night out.


Finding a lesbian who you fancy, you haven't already slept with, and your ex hasn't slept with is near impossible.

Even if you think you have found a rare unconnected lesbian, you will have slept with her ex’s best friend’s ex.


Grindr is the darkest of rabbit holes where gay men forget every ounce of etiquette and home training.

I'll have a quick look on Grindr, see if anyone has messaged me...💀


The U-haul stereotype is sadly true: Most lesbians really aren't scared of commitment.

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A single lesbian is a rare sight, and if you happen to be one you’ll be the seventh wheel at every dinner party.

Gay relationships tend to be splashed all over social media under hashtags that include "the boy".

You can tell when a couple have broken up because they suddenly stop posting about each other every day. Successful relationships are usually kept separate from social media.