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If You've Done 19/32 Of These Things You're 100% A Tall Girl

You try not to be insulted when half your face gets cropped out of a group picture.

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    Andrea Isabel / Via Twitter: @Andrea_Isabel17
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    Worn regular jeans as "ankle crop" jeans.
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    Had part of your head cropped out in a group Instagram picture.
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    Done the "sexy squat" so you end up the same height as your friends in all group pictures.
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    Tried and failed to get your whole body in a mirror selfie.
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    Done a weird "sexy head tilt" in order to take a successful mirror selfie.
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    Been comfortably taller than six foot in heels.
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    Avoided wearing heels so you have more chance of getting with someone taller than you.
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    Given up on the idea of always getting with someone taller than you.
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    Struggled to hear what people are saying because they are so much shorter than you.
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    Felt awkward talking to a man who is significantly shorter than you.
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    And tried to make yourself think that it is totally normal, but still felt awkward every time.
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    Met someone sitting down and then been shocked at your height difference when you both stood up.
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    Never had enough leg room on any flight.
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    Not been able to cross your legs under most tables.
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    Accidentally played footsie with someone while trying to cross your legs.
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    Genuinely not known if something was meant to be a dress or a top.
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    Not been able to buy shoes at a women's high street store because they don't stock your size.
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    Gotten cold wrists because your coat sleeves were too short.
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    Had to choose whether a towel covers your tits or your bum when making a towel dress.
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    Hugged a short person and accidentally boob smothered them.
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    Struggled to elegantly control all your limbs when dancing.
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    Been asked if your legs "go on forever."
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    Been asked if you play basketball.
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    Actually been quite good at basketball, you're just naturally gifted.
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    Been asked "how's the weather up there?"
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    Not been able to find a maxi dress that actually touches the ground.
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    Given up wearing playsuits because they are basically a wedgie machine.
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    Had to choose between having cold knees or cold boobs every time you have a bath.
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    Regularly knocked your head on your shower.
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    Or had to bend down in some showers to get your hair wet.
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    Had people regularly ask how tall you are.
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    Not ever wanted to be an inch shorter.
 
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