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How Evil Is Your Cat?

Is your cat just a bit cheeky? Or do they actually want to kill you?

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    Your cat wakes you up early in the morning.
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    Your cat wakes you up in the middle of the night.
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    Your cat doesn't let you go to sleep in the first place.
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    Your cat seems to enjoy depriving you of sleep.
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    Your cat destroys a lot of your belongings.
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    Your cat knocks stuff off surfaces for no apparent reason.
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    Your cat tries to eat your food.
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    Your cat will take food off your plate whenever you're not looking.
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    Your cat will stick their head into your drink.
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    Your cat will stop you from working by sitting on your keyboard.
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    Your cat will always try to be between you and whatever you are trying to read.
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    Your cat will sit in front of the TV during crucial plot moments.
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    Your cat watches you pee.
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    Your cat watches you while you're in the shower.
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    Your cat watches you while you poo.
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    Your cat watches you while you have sex.
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    Your cat is kind of ruining your sex life.
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    Your cat sometimes stares at you for a long time.
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    You sometimes wake up in the night to find your cat staring at you.
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    Your cat doesn't like cuddles.
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    Your cat shies away from most physical affection.
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    Your cat doesn't like being held.
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    Your cat only wants to be stroked on their terms.
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    Your cat will look like it wants to be stroked, and then bite you if you try.
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    Your cat avoids coming near you unless for food.
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    When your cat sits on your lap they dig their claws in slightly.
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    Your cat shits where it's not meant to.
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    Your cat shits on your bed.
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    Your cat shits in your shoes.
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    Your cat throws up on your stuff.
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    Your cat throws up in your shoes.
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    Your cat often attacks your guests.
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    Your cat attacks you a lot.
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    You have scars from your cat.
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    Your cat has attacked you in your sleep.
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    Your cat sometimes just goes for your ankles for no apparent reason.
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    You have a sneaking suspicion your cat wants to kill you.
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    Your cat is deceptively adorable, and so you can't help but love them.
 
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