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14 Messages Anyone Who Lives With Other People Has Sent

A passive aggressive group chat message > passive aggressive note.

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1. The "desperate plea for bin bags" message.

You really don't want to leave the house, but the bin jenga is at tipping point.
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You really don't want to leave the house, but the bin jenga is at tipping point.

2. The "I know you've got a special friend round" message.

You're either the type to hide in your room until they're gone, or the type to burst in and try to persuade them to stay for an awkward breakfast.
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You're either the type to hide in your room until they're gone, or the type to burst in and try to persuade them to stay for an awkward breakfast.

3. The "ultimate passive aggressive prompt" message.

Overly polite and never directly pointing the finger, a true work of art.
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Overly polite and never directly pointing the finger, a true work of art.

4. The "please stop eating my food" message.

Usually more aggressive than passive aggressive.
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Usually more aggressive than passive aggressive.

5. The "I have no idea where any of my housemates are" message.

When you wake up at 1pm on Sunday and everyone has gone to the gym.
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When you wake up at 1pm on Sunday and everyone has gone to the gym.

6. The "texting you from the next room" message.

7. The "I'm so hungover I could die" message.

The one time you're actually happy that you can't afford to live alone.
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The one time you're actually happy that you can't afford to live alone.

8. The "food order" message.

The greatest gift one hungover housemate can give to another.
Twitter: @YaGirlJennny

The greatest gift one hungover housemate can give to another.

9. The "something has broken again" message.

The worst message to receive.
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The worst message to receive.

10. The "bitch better have my money" message.

If they say they'll pay you cash, they'll never pay you.
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If they say they'll pay you cash, they'll never pay you.

11. The "btw I'm stealing your food" message.

Guilt free eggs.
Twitter: @caalanthe

Guilt free eggs.

12. The "turn it down" message.

Never that satisfying because you probably laid awake for 45 minutes working up the courage to send it.
Twitter: @klariee_

Never that satisfying because you probably laid awake for 45 minutes working up the courage to send it.

13. The "I'm on the toilet and it's an emergency" message.

Twitter: @woahrebecca

If they go out and buy loo roll while you wait on the toilet, then you know it's true love.

14. The "I can hear you having sex" message.

Usually sent with faux innocence and just a simple "can you keep it down please? :)"
Twitter: @Mflipo

Usually sent with faux innocence and just a simple "can you keep it down please? :)"