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31 Hilarious Tweets About The Rio Olympics So Far

Hands up if you've googled what sports you could start late in life and still be in the Olympics.

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ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!” COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”

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A 19 year old won a gold medal and I still can't make toast right

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Me: "yaaaasss Mack Horton!" TV: "Mack was born in 1996..." Me: "Ok show off"

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if the olympics had better organisational skills the torch would already be lit and they wouldn't need to run it in at the last minute.

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Nothing brings out the armchair expert quite like the Olympics. Ageing men in their pants, angrily criticising someone's dressage routine.

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A 41 year old gymnast is competing in her 7th Olympics. I just texted my son and offered him $5 to come downstairs and hand me the remote.

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the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!

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i cant beleive they keep renewing the olympics how dose evrey new season take four yrs to write when its the same formulaic stuff each time

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I'm the Michael Phillips of having no idea who is participating in the Olympics

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Watching Olympics proves I shouldn't be on a jury cause it only takes 30 seconds of back story for me to root for someone unconditionally

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*watching The Olympics* I could probably do that if I practiced *watching auctioneer* wow I could never talk that fast in a million years

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i bet it feels so good to win gold at the olympics cuz then for the rest of your life people gotta introduce you as an olympic gold medalist

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from now on, i'm responding to everything with "yeah. and i just STUCK that landing." #Olympics

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I'm beginning to worry I'm never going to compete in the Olympics.

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So when countries play hella games it's called the Olympics but when I do it its called "my mother was right about you"

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In the horse stuff in the Olympics, do the horses get medals? They should get big medals on massive ribbons that go round their necks.

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My favorite thing about the Olympics is the expertise everyone suddenly has for diving. "Oh no... That was too much splash."

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Me watching the Olympics: "Who's that man?" "What does that number mean?" *cries at someone losing* *needs a lie down*

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me: clueless about gymnastics me watchin the olympics: devastating double tuck, she simply cannot afford to make these errors. 12.25 at best

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Please never let me attend the Olympics because my instinct is to shout, "Be careful!" before every big gymnastics move.

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How long can your family watch the coverage of the Olympics without making an offensive comment about a foreign team?

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When you see the olympics gymnastics and get inspired

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I retain no knowledge from one Olympics to the next. Every time, "What's a repecharge? What's the peloton? Is judo fought to the death?"

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The Olympics is brilliant, you watch physically glorious humans whilst sat on your sofa, covered in crisps, screaming GO ON BE BETTER

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Gymnastics is basically training for appearing on You've Been Framed

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hope one of the spectators running alongside the #roadrace is shouting 'I'D LIKE TO ADD YOU TO MY PROFESSIONAL NETWORK ON LINKEDIN' #Rio2016

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I DIDNT REALIZE PING PONG IS AN OLYMPIC SPORT I NEED TO START TRAINING THIS IS IT FAM

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I love when Olympics announcers create "bad boy" back stories for athletes like theyre not all obsessed nerds who just practice all day

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Me: I wanna be in the olympics!!! Trainer: Okay do 5 push-ups Me: Trainer: Me: Trainer: do ONE push-up? Me: Trainer: Me: Trainer:

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