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18 Gross Things All Cat Owners Secretly Do

You've probably stepped in some vom.

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2. Found cat litter as far away as possible from the litter tray in your house.

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3. Encouraged your cat to lick you even though they also use that same tongue to lick their butt.

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Their lil' rough tongue just feels so nice.


4. Kissed them all over their furry lil' bodies even though they lick themselves all over.

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Lick themselves with that butt tongue.

5. Felt blessed every time your cat touches you with their paw, even though they use those same paws to bury their poop.

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6. Given your cat a little bit of your human food.

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(Only the non-cat people think this is gross.)


8. Gone to work accidentally covered in cat hair.

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The lighting is a lot brighter in your office.

9. Or just seen actual tumbleweeds of floof rolling about your house.

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They seem to magically appear just after you hoover.

10. Stepped on a coughed-up hairball.

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If you've escaped this fate so far – good luck!


12. Sharing your bed with your cat, and realising that means your bed has an invisible layer of cat hair all over it.

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13. Literally having to clean up your cat's discarded prey.

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It's hard facing up to the fact that your cute lil' kitty is actually a COLD-BLOODED MURDERER at heart.

15. Occasionally used the same bowls for cat food and human food.

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You wash them!

17. Accepting that your cat's asshole has touched every surface in your home.

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The hardest part of being a cat owner.

18. But all the gross stuff is 100% worth having a lil' kitty as your best friend.

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"I'll pick up your poop forever, lil' angel."