1. A burnt sausage cooked on a disposable bbq.
Surprisingly delicious.
2. And maybe a barbequed banana split for afters.
3. Slightly soggy fish and chips.
Maybe with a pickled onion to cut through the grease.
4. A choc ice, preferably one you'd forgotten was in the freezer.
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5. The mighty 99, the greatest ice cream ever.
It's beauty is in its simplicity.
6. A lemonade lolly, for when a 99 would just be too rich.
7. A strawberry split when you can't decide between a lolly and an ice cream.
8. A ploughman's lunch, that you kid yourself is the healthy option even though it basically comes with a whole block of cheese.
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9. Slightly soggy chips with very crunchy scraps.
10. An cheeky airport pint, because the holiday starts now.
11. Exotic paprika crisps, because going to a European supermarket is the best bit of the holiday.
12. Lunch from one of these vans at a car boot fair.
Or on the side of the motorway on the way to visit your Nan.
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13. Preferably one of these super thin burgers, with loads of onions.
14. A pint of cold orange squash, especially when you're a bit hungover.
15. An alcoholic drink that's mainly just fruit.
Who knew a booze soaked cucumber could be so delicious?
16. A too sour blackberry picked straight from the bush.
17. Strawberries, cream, and sugar.
And drinking the cold sugary cream afterwards.
18. And of course a roast dinner, because we'd still eat one on the hottest day of the year.
And because a lot of the time it's still quite chilly.
