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19 Things You'll Only Understand If You Share A Birthday With Jesus

Don't expect to get me a Christmas/birthday present and still be my friend OK?

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7. Or this shit.

You deserve two cards and two presents!


12. You have to fight for the attention you deserve on your birthday.

"No I'm not spoilt, I'm just claiming my right as birthday girl."


13. It's hard not be slightly resentful of Christmas.

Damn all that joy, stealing some of my joy!