1. That we don't all have melons; some of us have sock puppets, or mosquito bites, or sandbags, or jelly pyramids.
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2. That people who work in bra shops have unrealistic expectations.
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3. That sometimes you reach for your old friend: stretched-out-greying sports bra.
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4. That some boobs just don't behave themselves.
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5. And that gravity plays some weird tricks.
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6. That there is a high potential for bra disasters.
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7. That your hands can squish your boobs in ways no bra could ever manage.
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8. That women's clothes lack in pockets, but bras make up for that.
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9. That bikinis are bras' evil cousins.
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10. That taking off your bra after a long day is the best feeling in the world.
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11. That the world seems to have this weird thing about women's nipples.
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12. That sometimes your boobs just look great, and you can't help but notice.
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