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Can We Guess Which British City You Went To University In?
You went to university in the capital. No where else would suit you. You need the diversity, the nightlife, the culture. Sure it's way more pricey than other cities, but it's worth it to be in the best city in the world.
You went to university in the heart of the North. Manchester was perfect for you. It has all the culture and energy of London, without the ridiculous price tag. The people are genuinely lovely, and so are the pies.
You went to university in one of the most vibrant student cities. You love the student lifestyle, both the work and the play. No week is complete without one massive night in Ocean. But you also appreciate the beauty of the campus and can spend many an afternoon "studying" on the grass.
You go to university in one of the best places to be a student. Sheffield is good at all aspects of student life, and you're also a well balanced person. You enjoy a big night out, but also seeing a great play at the Crucible Theatre.
You go to university in the capital of Wales. You know that no night out is complete if it doesn't end on Chippy Lane. You really know how to have fun, the only thing you can't decide on is whether to go to Glam or Oceana.
You know that Leeds is the best place to be a student. Hyde Park in Leeds is definitely better than Hyde Park in London. You can party hardcore. You've seen the Otley run and you've learnt from the best. If anyone knows how to have a good time, it's a Leeds' student.
You went to university in one of the most beautiful cities in the UK. You work hard, but you know how to relax after a long day studying, by punting your troubles away. Or occasionally drowning them at Cindies.
It just has to be Scotland for you. Scotland does everything best, and that includes being a student. What other student city has a park with an extinct volcano in it? It's the perfect size, not too overwhelming, but plenty to do. And nothing beats the atmosphere on Burn's night.
Oxford manages to be a picturesque postcard and a fully functioning modern city at the same time. Just like you Oxford looks like a work of art, but knows how to party like the best of them.
Just like Bristol you're super laid back. You like the artsy, hippy vibe of Bristol. But you know when you have get down to work. Bristol is the perfect university city for you.
You go to university in the jewell of the North East. Newcastle has arguably the best nightlife in the UK, and definitely the best chips. Just a stone's throw from the beach, with all the culture anyone could want, Newcastle is the city for you.
You go to university in Scouser city. You know how to have a good time, and you know that a good time involves several Quad Vods. But the best bit of the night is probably the Carlito's Pizza on the way home.