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Groundskeeper Willie Has Come Out In Favour Of Scottish Independence

Aye or die.

The long serving groundskeeper of Springfield elementary school has spoken out in favour of Scottish independence.

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At first he was hesitant to support either side ("The right one or the obviously wrong one"). And he does say that both sides of the argument have valid points, "the freedom loving heirs of the highland tradition, and those that enjoy crawling like worms beneath British boots."

Explaining his decision, he pointed out that Scotland owns two thirds of Europe's oil reserves.

He has also put himself forward to be the future leader of Scotland. "Vote groundskeeper Willie, the sane and sensible choice."