Groundskeeper Willie Has Come Out In Favour Of Scottish Independence
Aye or die.
The long serving groundskeeper of Springfield elementary school has spoken out in favour of Scottish independence.
Explaining his decision, he pointed out that Scotland owns two thirds of Europe's oil reserves.
He has also put himself forward to be the future leader of Scotland. "Vote groundskeeper Willie, the sane and sensible choice."
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