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17 Reasons To Say Goodbye To Your Bra

Just wear a massive jumper and no one will tell the difference anyway.

1. Bras are uncomfortable.

2. Even your favourite bra can betray you.

3. Bras ruin nice backless dresses.

4. And strapless bras have never been a friend to anyone.

5. You have to pay money for bras.

6. Bras won't stay put.

7. Bras can physically hold you back in life.

8. Bras stifle your individuality.

9. Bras pinch your back fat.

10. You know that end of the day bra feeling? You know what's better than that? Never having to wear a bra in the first place.

11. The fear of possible wardrobe malfunctions will add some much needed excitement to your life.

12. No bra means no more awkward strap twists.

13. You do not need more awkward tan lines.

14. Washing your bras is confusing. Should you put them in the tumble dryer? I just don't know.

15. It's jumper season, and no one can tell you're not wearing a bra under there anyway.

16. And even if you're not wearing a massive jumper, people probably won't notice anyway.

17. Nipples are seriously hot.