1. Spreading cold butter on cold bread.
Especially when it says it's spreadable and is just lying to you.
2. When the seat belt locks for no apparent reason.
3. When you can't find the right way to put a lid on something.
4. This hoover that was nearly so good, until it was terrible.
5. Putting a fitted sheet on a bed.
You do one corner and then the other corner pops off, just to spite you.
6. When you have moisturiser on your hands and everything it just so slippy.
7. Everything about sellotape.
8. When people leave cupboards and drawers open.
This man is CRUEL.
9. Trying to refill a mechanical pencil.
10. When your straw goes all the way through your Capri Sun.
11. When perforated edges don't rip well.
12. Tangled wires.
13. Unexplained traffic jams.
Only slightly more frustrating that explained traffic jams.
14. When lids like this won't peel off nicely.
15. Plugging in a USB.
When will you learn which is the right way round?
16. Flappy bird.
17. These sesame snaps all melted together.
They can't be called snaps if they don't SNAP.