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22 Things Everyone Who Has Worked In A Wetherspoon's Understands

Once a spoonie, always a spoonie. But hopefully not.

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1. When you first start work there the "training to be perfect" badge marks you out as the newbie.

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It might be embarrassing, but at least it's an excuse when you can't carry the plates.

2. The official induction into being a "spoonie" could not be more cringe.

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"Are you a social spoonie or a sporty spoonie?" – Just no.

Especially as spoonie is also slang for someone with a chronic illness.

3. The 50% food discount on shift and 20% the rest of the time isn't half bad.

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But you know most other pubs do give all their employees free food while they're working.

4. And it's totally unfair that managers get free food while on shift.

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Some spoonies are more equal than others. 😒

5. But forget about getting any free booze.

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6. The worst is when they run out of what you wanted before you've had a chance to have your break.

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Usually the steak on steak club night.

7. Wetherspoon's have a habit of making you into a walking advertisement.

Thanks for the new tshirt wetherspoons

8. Some additions to the uniform are worse than others.

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9. If you work in the kitchens you spend a lot of time making sure everything is defrosted on time.

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What did you expect? It's Wetherspoon's.

10. Picking up soggy bits of torn beer mat and labels is the worst.

11. No, actually cleaning up vomit is the worst.

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Obviously.

12. Has anyone actually ever had their suggestion to "Tell Tim" put into to action?

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Seriously, does anyone even read those things?

13. It seems like at least half of customers forget to check their table number before they order.

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So they do that awkward thing where they vaguely point in a direction and you have to try to work out their table number.

14. We have secret code words for all the different types of disasters.

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And no I'm not telling you.

15. Working the "club" nights is the worst.

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If your Wetherspoon's doesn't do these then you are very, very lucky.

16. We're always open, so you can forget about your social life.

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17. If you don't have bouncers then there'll always be underage kids trying to get served.

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And some always manage to slip past the bouncers anyway.

18. When people ask for a recommendation on which cocktail to buy.

What level of sugary hell would you like to experience?
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What level of sugary hell would you like to experience?

19. You have to deal with hen and stag dos on a weekly basis.

A wetherspoons, rugby, pint o the black stuff. All I need now is a hen party... Oh wait! #6nations

You can't decide if putting up with their screaming while they're there or cleaning up their mess afterwards is the worst part.

20. Wetherspoon's regulars are a very special breed.

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21. Especially the ones who come in for their breakfast pint every day.

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22. But if we're serving cocktail pitchers at 10am, people have the right to buy them.

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Still doesn't mean it's a good idea though.