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    20 Things No One Has Ever Said

    From the mundane to the outrageous, Shit No One Has Ever Said chronicles statements that no one in their right mind would even fathom uttering. Here's twenty of the best submissions.

    Josh Fjelstad
    by Josh Fjelstad

    BuzzFeed Group Creative Director

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