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    24 Signs Your Addiction To "Hearthstone" Has Become A Problem

    Hi, my name is Josh... and I'm addicted to a card game you play online.

    1. You've read all the card descriptions.

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    2. And don't care that most of them are just dad jokes.

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    3. You've crafted golden cards for their animation alone.

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    4. It's given you a whole new appreciation for the skill of accounting.

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    Creative accounting, that is.

    5. And you've even made a spreadsheet to determine whether you should play Arena or just buy packs.

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    (Only play Arena if you're confident you can consistently win 4+ times.)

    6. You've seen the Hunter become the hunted.

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    7. You've had dreams about being able to play this...

    8. ...but this is the nightmare play that wakes you up.

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    9. You've thought about how cool it would be if HS were a physical card game.

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    Then quickly realized that it's a bad idea.

    10. Sometimes you think the game is trying to tell you something.

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    11. Like, REALLY trying to tell you something.

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    12. You can accurately predict what card order opponents will play.

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    13. After Naxxramas was announced, you finally understood what it was like to live the hoarder lifestyle.

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    But all that gold is really starting to burn a hole in your virtual pocket.

    14. You've found yourself watching covers of Warcraft II songs.

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    15. You remember pre-nerf Pagle like Vietnam.

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    And deal with it accordingly.

    16. You've felt the glory of facesmacking someone with a Grommash.

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    Or two. Or three.

    17. You understand what a once-in-a-lifetime pack is, no matter the language.

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    18. You've learned the hard way that you don't come between an ape and his bananas.

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    19. And you've finally found an answer to what came first.

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    20. You've felt the unique satisfaction of drawing someone to death...

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    21. ...and you've also stared death in the face.

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    22. You've gotten a pack like this and still told yourself, "it could be worse"...

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    23. ...you've even gotten this Arena draw and told yourself the same thing...

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    24. ...but in reality, this is the only thing that's worse.

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