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How To Eat Breakfast Like Hunter S. Thompson
Not only did Hunter S. Thompson buy his coke like a boss, he was also known for his epic breakfasts. He enjoyed them alone, and "almost never" before noon, with multiple courses, and quite the unexpected "dessert."
(4) Bloody Marys

(2) Grapefruits

(1) Pot of Coffee

Rangoon Crepes

Via uncorneredmarket.com
[Yeah, I have no idea what these are either. This is the only photo I could find of them on the Internet.]
(1/2) Pound of Sausage, Bacon, or Corned-Beef Hash with Diced Chilies

(1) Spanish Omelette or Eggs Benedict

(1) Quart of Milk

(1) Chopped Lemon for "Random Seasoning"

"Something Like" a Slice of Key Lime Pie

(2) Margaritas

Via ifood.tv
(6) Lines of the "Finest Cocaine for Dessert"

Via guardian.co.uk