How To Say “I Ate My Cat” In 36 Languages

Even if you spent all day recovering from your Wikipedia withdrawal, I doubt you’d ever find this obscure page. Wikipedia user “Ardonik” apparently seeks not only to translate the phrase “I ate my cat” into “every written language ever conceived by man,” but also to employ it in a master plan where he ends up with a movie plot. Obviously.

The background:

1. Afrikaans

10. Esperanto

17. Hungarian

18. Icelandic

22. Japanese

24. Old English

27. Portuguese

28. Romanian

30. Sanskrit

Know how to say “I ate my cat” in another language? Add your own!

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