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How To Say "I Ate My Cat" In 36 Languages

Even if you spent all day recovering from your Wikipedia withdrawal, I doubt you'd ever find this obscure page. Wikipedia user "Ardonik" apparently seeks not only to translate the phrase "I ate my cat" into "every written language ever conceived by man," but also to employ it in a master plan where he ends up with a movie plot. Obviously.

The background:

1. Afrikaans

2. Arabic

3. Catalan

4. Chinese

5. Croatian

6. Czech

7. Danish

8. Dutch

9. English

10. Esperanto

11. Finnish

12. French

13. Gaelic

14. German

15. Greek

16. Hindi

17. Hungarian

18. Icelandic

19. Igbo

20. Irish

21. Italian

22. Japanese

23. Latin

24. Old English

25. Persian

26. Polish

27. Portuguese

28. Romanian

29. Russian

30. Sanskrit

31. Spanish

32. Swedish

33. Tamil

34. Telugu

35. Turkish

36. Welsh

Know how to say "I ate my cat" in another language? Add your own!