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His Name is Johnathan Wolcott

He was born in New Haven, Connecticut, on March 17, 1933. And inexplicably, he has a Tumblr. Which he clearly does not understand how to use. Here are just a few of his posts. (From

  • 1. On Caps Lock

  • 2. On Health

  • 3. On His Daily Routine

    People who have stumbled across his account tend to pose some "interesting" questions.

  • 4. On His Sex Life

  • 5. On His Tumblr

  • 6. On Pharmacies

  • 7. On Hannah Cross

  • 8. On Google

  • 9. On Back Rashes