His Name is Johnathan Wolcott

He was born in New Haven, Connecticut, on March 17, 1933. And inexplicably, he has a Tumblr. Which he clearly does not understand how to use. Here are just a few of his posts. (From johnwolcott.tumblr.com.)

• 1. On Caps Lock

  

• 2. On Health

  

• 3. On His Daily Routine

  

  People who have stumbled across his account tend to pose some "interesting" questions.

• 4. On His Sex Life

  

• 5. On His Tumblr

  

• 6. On Pharmacies

  

• 7. On Hannah Cross

  

• 8. On Google

  

• 9. On Back Rashes