1. You don't have the best relationship with your older siblings:
2. Cookies are your favorite food group:
3. Ants can suck it in your book:
4. You want to marry your computer:
5. You appreciate the value of a dollar:
6. You get a little pissed when people don't invite you to parties:
7. You are the master of disguise:
8. You need everyone to know how smart you are:
9. You just want your crush to like you back:
10. Babysitting is your own personal Hell:
11. Your body is totally jacked but your voice makes you sound like you're a habitual steroid user:
12. You believe you are better than what your current job is:
13. You're a jealous asshole:
14. You get a little resentful towards people better looking than you:
15. You rocked the two pigtails before Miley made them famous:
16. You actually know how to play the Joker card in a hand:
17. You never fully recovered from losing a former best friend:
18. You'll do anything it takes to come out on top:
19. Turtles aren't your favorite animal:
20. You hate everyone:

