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1. He will flatter you:
2. He's really big on secret relationships:
3. And in the horrible case where word gets out that he knows you:
4. He has a lazy eye:
5. He will stalk you:
6. I told you that he's going to stalk you:
7. You'll never escape him:
8. He's Michael Meyers:
9. He's punctual:
10. He demonstrates proper social behavior:
11. Remember when Ghost Face was watching Drew Barrymore through the window:
12. He's a stranger:
13. He's on his way somewhere:
14. He likes to invade your personal space:
15. Remember when you brushed hands with the cashier:
16. He might be in second grade:
17. And the most obvious way:
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